Life saver of an article.
My problem is losing it on the sofa, or in a closet, or in a black hole in the house all the time. Just to share an advice from one who constantly loses his phones around the house and then finds it a few hours later: do not buy a black phone if you have dark coloured carpet or upholstery in your house. Or, your phone colour should NEVER match the colour scheme of your house (sigh!).
Then of course, everything you wrote, Kate Dwyer !